- Considering the fact that these creatures live forever is rather appealing from this Bitsy's point of view. I would not grow older, be no worse for the wear and be around to see Webb graduate from High School, College, get married, have children, watch them graduate from High School, College, get married, have children . . . . . YOU get the picture. All the while, maintaining my faculties (or at least what I have left of them upon changeover from human to blood sucking creature of the night) and all the while, retaining my girlish figure and good looks :) .
- The second reason is pretty obvious too. Apparently, all Vampires are wealthy. They come from long lines of blood sucking creatures of the night, and everybody knows they do not have to work. They just travel around the world, volunteer on community Boards, fly around above the trees and "sparkle" nicely in meadows. The idea of an unlimited source of funding which would facilitate the time spent with the Webbman is increasingly attractive to this Bitsy.
- Some of you may bring up the fact that anyone who knows Bitsy knows she LOVES the Beach. You may wag your fingers in front of my newly poutable lucious red lips and my milky white complextion and say . . . . "She's not gonna like the NO BEACH thing", well you may be right, but every Bitsy has to know that in life, you just have to give up some things and the Beach just may be ONE of them. REMEMBER that with the unlimited tap of family funds flowing around in the beautiful new mansion my entire family will be living in, I can BUILD a beach in my back yard and have a roof custom designed to filter the sunlight properly so that I will not only LOOK "tan", I'll look "sparkly" and lovely in my new skinny body that comes with the blood sucker package.
- Another reason is I would never NEED a hole punch. I could open a can of Carnation milk at any time with no problem.
Stefan come with the package?
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